So I'm never going to think this 'free food' they give out is any good, so I probably need a job. Does anyone know if there's a place hiring or anything? I can turn stuff into gold do much anything, really.

Uh Thanks.

I'm curious.

Did everyone else feel pain coming through the tree? How bad?

Hey everyone.

I have a quick question for everyone from Earth: what year are you from?

I'm from 2008.

 So that was I felt

I think I like unicorns.

I actually felt som

Uh...hi. We've spoken a few times before. Listen, Cedric told me to find you. I'm in the city, can we meet?

So I got arrested.

But it so wasn't my fault.

Greetings, fellow tree abductees!

Let's get right down to it, shall we?

Money.

You need it, and you need it bad. But lay your fears to rest, for Barney Stinson is here to help.

My colleagues and I are offering, for a limited time only, personal loans with no introductory fees.* That's right. We're practically giving it away until we come ( Read more... )

What the fuck Does anybody know WHAT I KNOW:

This place feels like Earth, but it's not. I don't know whether that makes it worse.

At least with Earth, I knew what kind of bitch I was dealing with.

Everything is wrong I'm wrong Did she do this to me somehow? No one else has tech even approaching [something scribbled out, heavily, with anger.]

I try ( Read more... )

Yeah. Wouldn't blame you if you just ditched me out of hand, but if you want to know, they didn't trust you and I was more interested in what they'd try to do than what you'd try to do. No offense, but they've been here longer.

We've earned some cash and we're at an inn. You making progress?

I'm heading out to the forest with this other guy. If you want to come along, tell me now and we'll grab you on our way out.